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FUNNY MSN MESSENGER NICKNAMES
I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY!
I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where
the HECK is my roof?!
There's a *NEW* Mexico?!?
I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
I love cats...they taste just like chicken
I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect!
Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
[Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where
the hell where you :|]
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then
[When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you]
-=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!
[I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!]
Dont steal, the government hates competition!
Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!
Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car!
[2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.
My cat's name is mittens!
Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what
the hell did he do to you!
Act your age, not your shoe size!
God created man first because you always make a rough draft
before a masterpiece!
~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil
You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself
as a beautiful monkey!
I'm knot dumb!
My door is always open so feel free to leave
This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG.
Read this again without DOG.
Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses
life instead of your own!
I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met
I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies!
I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay
:) My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed
up my life :S
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have
You may be only young once, but you can be immature
I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn
Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
(8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke,
inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(8)
Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P
Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not
Putting It In A Fruit Salad.
God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here
If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything
but... the KEY!
I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under
my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
Life's a game. FISHING IS SERIOUS!
Be kool.. Dont go to school :D
Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff
thats enough, pass it to a friend!
I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it!